英语笑话带翻译5则

英语笑话带翻译5则

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,\"School-Go slow\".

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着\"学校----www.ixue5.com慢行\".

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My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her. Stopping for a red light, I turned around and waved my hands, calling her name to distract her. I gave her my biggest smile and blew her a kiss. The sound of a horn from the car behind us prompted me to look up. The young man at the wheel was smiling broadly .He waved and then blew me a kiss.

驾车的小伙子

从商场开车回家的路上，我的小宝贝女儿开始哭闹起来。由于她被套在后面的安全座里，所以我无法安慰她。红灯停车的时候，我转过身来，对她摆手，叫她的名字来引她。我给她以满脸笑容，并给她一个飞吻。从我们车后传来的喇叭声立刻使我抬头望去。驾车

的小伙子正对我咧着大嘴笑。他向我摆手并给了我一个飞吻。

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\"Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?\"

\"Yes, Mum.\"

\"Your handwriti(祝福短信大全www .zhuanfala. com短信大全)ng seems very large.\"

\"Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing very loud.\"

“你是在按照我说的给爷爷写信感谢他吗？”

“是的，妈妈。”

“你的字好象写得太大了。”

“嗯，爷爷的耳朵不好，所以我写得大声点儿。”

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Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. \"What did you do with the

money I gave you yesterday?\"

\"I gave it to a poor old woman,\" he answered. AD:joozone_com

\"You're a good boy,\" said the mother proudly. \"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?\"

\"She is the one who sells the candy.\"

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

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my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

“再

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! AD:joozone—com

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不识字

布朗夫人：哦，

亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！

史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！

布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”

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